So there i was, having a pizza with my mate, when the doorbell rang and a women said she has a mouse in her house and wondered if we could get rid of it for her.
Being the gentlemen we were, we told her to fuck off and let us get back to our pizza.
Only joking, we went and had a look, and the mouse was running around all over the place, then it ran under the wardrobe and my mate trapped it underneath untill we could figure out what to do next.
I suggested that we leave it for a few weeks and wait for it to die, then come back, spray the place with something nice smelling, and pick the dead mouse up, and throw it away.
She looked and me with a confused look, smiled and said "Are you some sort of pikey?"
I told her that no, i was not a pikey, and i that i was just 'lazy' or as it is now known, 'Energy efficient'.
So i guess what im trying to ask, is what should me and my mate have done to kill the mouse?
Should i have stamped on it and decorated the wall with mouse guts?
Should i have asked for her number?
Should me and my mate have buggered off and finished our pizza before it got cold?
2 comments:
You should have done the natural thing.....caught it & kept it as a pet! Lol
Only joking, what happened to it in the end?
Nice to see there are still gentlemen about :o)
Pizza always tastes better cold anyway ;o)
i think we did the pikey thing and we left it after trapping it because those things are fast and i didnt fancy breaking a sweat trying to catch the thing :D
Im a terrible gentleman though, i have a filthy mind, and i swear like a trooper. :O
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